Crapx

2004-10-03T11:28:00.000+08:00

A middle age woman decides to have a face lift for her birthday.
> She spends $5000 and feels pretty good aboutthe results.
>> On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.
>> Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking,
> but how old do you think I am?"
>>> "About 32," was the reply.
>> "I'm exactly 47, " the woman says happily.
>> A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
> the very same question.>>> She replies, "I guess about 29."
>> The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47.">> Now she's feeling really good about herself.She stops in a drug store on> her way down the street.
> She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this> burning question.>> The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30.">>
Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you.">> While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same question.>> He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was> young, there was a sure way to tell how> old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put> my hands under your bra. Then> I can tell you exactly how old you are.">> They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of> her.>> She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
>> He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins> to feel around very slowly and carefully.>>
After a couple of minutes of this, she said,"Okay, okay,... how old am> I?">> He completes one last squeeze of her breasts and removes his hands and> says,>> "Madam, you are exactly 47 years old.">> Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "
That was incredible,... how did you> know?">> The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?">> "No", she said.>>
So he replied, "I was behind you in line atMcDonald's."

2004-09-27T19:02:00.000+08:00

Lady:Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like
you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how
can you say you like me? How can you say you
love me?

Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can
prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the
reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he
loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are
beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because
you are caring, because you are loving, because
you are thoughtful, because of your smile,because
of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s
answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady
met with an accident and became comma. The
Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is
the content:

Darling,

Because of your sweet voice that I love you...

Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..

Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot
love you.

Because of your smile,

because of your every movements that I love you..

Now can you smile? Now can you move?

No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no
reason for me to love you anymore.

Do love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...

And love doesn't need a reason

" Sometimes the best and the most beautiful
things in the world

cannot be seen, cannot be touched, but can be
felt
in the heart "

Isn't it touching...? Sob sob..exams comin.STRESS is the word to describe we students now.Fear struck us when thought abt retaining..hais..wish all students..pass with flying colours.Farewell pipols!

2004-09-14T19:56:00.000+08:00

Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand,
Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay.
Remember me when no more day by day You tell me of our future that you plann'd:
Only remember me;
you understand It will be late to counsel then or pray.
Yet if you should forget me for a while And afterwards remember,
do not grieve:
For if the darkness and corruption leave A vestige of the thoughts that once I had,
Better by far you should forget and smile Than that you should remember and be sad.

2004-07-30T18:51:00.000+08:00

Oh ya!!!! there is this stupid idot that made a pop up of a game call (king of chaos) pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasee..dun go and entertain him? thank you = )

2004-07-30T18:31:00.000+08:00

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Yawn....i dunoo how long nv write le lo... i apolooooooooooooooogise...to those we came by...

Not interested in writing lately..maybe because i hate eeeeeeeeeeenglish bahx...well..nothing to do and is downloading anime show..write lo`~

Oh ya!!! About the show im downloading!!! I want to reccccccccccommend allllllllllllllllllll of you!! the show is call!!!! ( Full Metal Alchemist) it's a very interesting show!! Nvm if u don't wana watch the show but if ur a comic fans,there is the book of the show too!!! Well..i wanna let u all see the picture de..but than !!! Its so complicated that i givvvvvvvvvvve up. Sry guys =
Lately..i think alot..too make me busy..or else every sunday is like watching the ceiling, hoping to have some entertainment... so i tried to borrow vcd's from friends,buy comic books and intend to read up the reader digest.(Can u believe it!!! Omg!!! )

Hmm..well today we had the maths presentation..quite boring though heh heh..we rush for about half an hour in the library,and rushhhh again to the "mathematics room"Who knows when we reach there,we still have to wait..zzz..when it is our turn to present..we present quite badly,especially me = ( but i still mus give Kah Wee's credit cause he really presented well.. i hope we can pass the presentation or poor Kah Wee would really be disapointed.

Oh ya not only Kah Wee,i also must thank Monica's group fer helping us in our presenation or else our presentation is really black and white. = ( Firstly,thanks ting yin's for the sticking glue,siling for her...erm.. stickman and woman? heh heh..valerie's decoration and monica's good handwriting that help us write our name =X

After that,went home with Kah wee.He went to meet with his friend and leave me alone..zzz...but than!! luckily jaime was around and margareth too..or else im dead bored and plainly listening my keep repeating discman. Had really a good time and reach my house!Bored again...hais!!Seriously nothing to do..s bboooooooooooring...alright!! I think i had enough! Thank you for your attention pipols!! Have a great night!

2004-06-10T18:28:00.000+08:00

sian ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ok lo..update update lo...err...eh...tis holidays SUCKS...its like repeating a same day!wake up,see tv,play game,play bball,sleep....WTH man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so fucking sian!!!!!!!!!!!!help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-05-28T18:29:00.000+08:00

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hey hey!! get report book le..not very gd actually..i actually got 2 f9..yea...nvm..SO!after sch wenta play bball wit hmm...let see..xianyao,aaron,ben ben,xing kai,alex,kam seng,kim,weiling,janice and cindy ang! woo..lolx..weta lay kim house there play..alot of ppl..than play wit them lo..lose all la but later after on play ourself..actually found out tt lay kim is sharpshooter wor!and and and...canot forget abt weiling!the 3-pointer shooter..hahax...every guys saw until blur blur sia hahax..and ben ben on form sia..(mus be got gals arhx ^^) than saw hong peng,han hui,tiong yam,chee fong and geng hui.they came and play bball lo than than...errr...me and alex pei kam seng go buy bus stamp lo...than came back home le..hmm ^^ -outx-
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2004-05-25T14:28:00.000+08:00

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hey...not blogging fer long sry...eh hmm...haiss..mid yr exam nv do very well...scared kena whack liaos..like the amearican kena slash by the iraqi~~hmmx..haiss....sooooooooooo fan now~~!!

2004-05-21T23:01:00.000+08:00

heyo..jus now no time..now write some~~...ehx...jus now wenta sch in the morning..very sian ar duno y...than took the geog paper...nv do too well...hmm...than wenta home prepare than wenta find wei xian,ah boy and shawn..than meanwhile saw chia kang than went east coast together...heard that chia kang's grandfather jus past away today..yea..sad..dun sad yea?than wenta take 76...seh ah!!!take bus to east coast...sian 1\2 ARH!!!lolx...okok..than went there and wanna book sat de..BUT!all booked -_-..than too bad book friday..hmm..than took the damn 76 agn -_-...than come down and play bball ^^...nth much le lo..hmm...kk -outx-

listening to Blue - All Rise

2004-05-14T15:38:00.000+08:00

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zzZ...long time nv blog liaoss...nth much ma than..write le for myself to see oni..blog fer wat? Finally i waited somebody to visit my blog..ok la!I blog! =X Hmm...today had my emath paper 2...my rade surely get a 9 there lolx..hmmx...than..had replay breath of fire 3..super nice!although is ps1 de..the graphic is still can compare to ps2 de game!! Than comic freak nowadays..wanna buy comic almost everyday liaos..siao liaoss~~ nth much le lo..kkz.. -out-

listening to groove coverage - god is a girl

2004-05-11T19:17:00.000+08:00

hais....today geog is not a very difficult paper, did Q 1,2,3 and 5. the hardest is tml's..Emath..haiss...my results fer maths is always tt bad..duno tml wil get f9 not..sianx.. -out-

listening to Ayumi - Voyage

2004-05-10T19:01:00.000+08:00

Hmm..Exams week are really very stressful arhx!! Had revision today with aaron and xianyao..hmm nth much la..jus revise lox..yeapx.. -out-

*listening to channel u 7pm show theme song - monkey sage

2004-05-07T18:37:00.000+08:00

hmm EXAMs has STARTED!!!! students please study and get a grood grade!!! GOOD LUCK!!!! dun disappointed ur parents!!! >.<

had absent for 3 days frm sch and they day i went back..is eng paper >.< had not been revise for tt 3 days rest..had been wasting time watching vcd >.< but well,quite able to get on of the q of the paper..but disappointing fer my chinese paper...not able to get on the comprehension behind...but wish i could pass yea??>.< hmm...had not goin out lately...duno why..getting lazy le bax hahax >.<

listening to Bon Jovi - thank you for loving me

2004-05-05T13:41:00.000+08:00

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Hais...three days nv go school le..despite it is exam week >.< Health has not been listening to me..so now staying at home seeing the ceiling lolx...aiya..dun guess le..i had AIDS >.< ... no la.. is my stomach la...dunnoo eat wat make until my stomach lidat neh..but than..tml eng exam i will go..so whu miss me tml can see me le >.< bye!

2004-05-02T04:33:00.000+08:00

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haiss..okok calm down le..the arrow above is to allow u all to see more clearly becuz of the advertisement...okok...nth much happen nor..play LAN wenta play bball lo...than wenta eat supper wit xian,guo fu,kang lo...than came back nth to do sianx...noe dling a wc3 patch..hope it workds.. = )

listening to blink 182 - always

haiss...see ur pics over the net really make my eyes full of water...duno y nehx..haiss.

2004-05-01T23:21:00.000+08:00

CB la...du lan..write so long got error...fuck care..today no mood write le...

2004-05-01T23:16:00.000+08:00

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ehem...today not much happen...went to play LAN wit jack,arkba,sherman and kenny...than play until arnd 6+ than wenta eat..eat western..yummy..really rate the store 5 star!!super nice anybody out there mus go try out kk?it is located as amk central s11(near jubilee).than wenta play bball lo...alright la..today not sho fun..gina join in too..a lil sianx..canot chiong..lata kena them they cry tio liaox lolx..oh ya fer the above marks i jus make it so tt u all read wun be interupted by the advertisement..than play until arnd 11 than come home le lox...sian la...now..hmm..mayb play wc3 lata...tata..

listening to Blue - make it happen

haiyo maiyo...a world without u is so boring..but the world wit u is so expensive(go figure urself) so guys out there!!save money fer ur love one!

2004-04-30T23:08:00.000+08:00

Had a gd day today..for the night i mean...Eh..had been playing bball for then whole night la of cuz...but it was a gd night..nice play by my frens than had a victory..a very nice victory...than yyou know what?i rejected kamseng =X!!! finally sehx..fer sho long le finally let me hit his ball out frm his hand..and after tt he had gone berserk =X Seriously mad!Everytime chiong in than wanna revenge..but plz lo..we're playing teamplay..so if u lidat u are in a losing end.. ok!! no more boasting.. =X Haiss..frm far i saw this gal..without my specs..look so like her.. long hair..2 little fringe..not very tall..walk so lady-like..haiss...y her?than when i had a closer look,not so tt i could look clear in her face..saw her wear specs..pengz..not her at all haiss....Fren all di siao me la..cuz me n her wear the same jersey shorts..haiss..so Similiar!!tooo bad it was not her..but nvm!I will keep waitin =X Tonight is a good night!!Thx guy..fer playing bball wit me and had a enjoyable time = )

listening to Dj Rad - Come home

Whenever i saw you..i had this feeling that my heart is gonna pop out anytime,heartbeats went in a faster rate and dae not even look into your face...I'm useless,i have no balls =X I know i may not be succeeding,but!I can't put myself to forget you..so..i will keep..thinking of you until the day that you know my existence..

2004-04-30T16:21:00.000+08:00

Whew...today had not such a gd day though...after sch than come home le..father at home (sianx -_-)ok nvm..i know he whld surely call me revise de..than me went to sleep lo...THAN!he suddenly tell me..dun think i duno tt u everytime play until morning using the com..i was..wth..check on me..sobx sobx...he knew = ( so bad check on me..but than...now mus think of a new tactic to tackle the prob le..bye now! im gonna solve it!

*listening to Wang Li Hong - Bu Yao Hai Pa

2004-04-29T15:56:00.000+08:00

-Erm..first! i'm proudly to present my blog with different blogSKIN! please give me arnd of applause... *clap clap* thank you thank you =X
-okok..hmm haf a brief tok abt today than..hmm..no runs today..meeting with juraimi..hmm...ahh...had badminton todat during P.E..than had a Geography test..hmm..xian yao had stomach aches...whole face white..so ke lianx..
-nth le lo..my life are simple =)

*listening to Jay - Ke Ai Nu Shen

2004-04-26T14:20:00.000+08:00

haiyox...today sho sway siax...wenta see juraimi cuz of the exam timetable slip la..than hor..he tok crapx!Nvm lei..when i gonna walk out of the room..i scold cb..he hear sia!!!wa nnb ccb...kena slap on the face..waste more time agn -_- kan pua sway..nth to say siax..but overall still ok..no suspension or anything..lucky he can take it =p no more la..mus go pray liaos..dun xie men already..

listening eminem - real slim shady

2004-04-25T14:41:00.000+08:00

-sorry fer not blogging lately..had not been able to use the com cuz my dad had use all day long~~

-hmm..let's see...din haf any interesting happen lately..jus went to play LAN yesterrday...play $9.50... =p

-once a time is ok..than came back play bball for awhile than went back home le...seee dragonball GT than...sleep le lo..nth much happen la..okok..bye

listening to techno.trance.electronica.rave.happy hardcore -alphaville-(wateva..so crappy)

2004-04-22T16:10:00.000+08:00

-Hais..today de maths test i think i flunked it very badly..

-wat can i do??nth la..jus sit and watch the show afterwards =p...

-hmm..wanna quit frm sharul's group...so stress...haiss..dunoo how to tell him...haisss....

-nth more..beri bad mood...

listening to blink 182 - i miss you

2004-04-20T14:39:00.000+08:00

-now is abt 2:40pm

-yea..nth happened at sch..sho wenta my home sweet home lo..

-sho now jus hang arnd my com and bored and wrote tis journal = )

-nth more le lei..no happening at all..hmm..okok la..bye!

*listening to drowning pools - step up

2004-04-19T19:24:00.000+08:00

-sorry guys..been busy lately...

-not have anytime to wither blog or to change the blog yea..

-sooo....i haf a brief rundown yea...

-today have napfa..ran with xianyao and gavin..

-had been in 31st position and followed by xianyao,33rd and gavin 36th.

-had quite a smooth run today..nv regret tt i had not tried my best = )

-xianyao was not happy afterwards..ppl get to play and we does not..he wanted to play badly..but..ppl cu the queue and play..

-xianyao kept quiet..not wanting an arguement..

-whu ask us has no power over the upper level? whew..where has justice gone to??

-COME BACK!!!!!!! =p

okok la..no more no more..bye!

*listening to wang li hong - ai de jiu shi ni

2004-04-15T19:10:00.000+08:00

sry sry...canot blog...headache..gtg byex...

2004-04-13T21:21:00.000+08:00

sooooooooooooooo............another day has passed...just so darn quick..like jus seconds im back here writing this diary agnz....okok i will make a brief rundown fer today...

ehx...today nth much happen oso lox..jieming nv come sch sian la..than nth much...felt sleepier than ever..guess tt i have no enough slps bahx..today mus haf a earlier sleep..or else tml lim kopi...dun wan arhx..tt time drink the kopi until wa..until canot tahan..but still manage to finish it. = )

jus as usuall talk cock wit sipei,yuren,kah wee and joyce lo..talk alort of cock lo..argue wit joyve oso...damn wat de she..always mus win de..

*thoughts-starting jus tot tt she is kinda lian lo..like..jus wat other ppl tinks..(retain ppl de not gd ppl de la)but hor..if u really make frens wit her,u can noe tt she is quite frenly.. = )

after sch than went to tp wit yuren and kah wee...ate 2 ice kachangs all thx to kah wee..the 1 whu said tt nv eat fer a loooooong loooooooong time...

after tt..went home change clothes went to play LAN wit arkba and jack...had a very good time playing games..after tt went to bball court lox..play until arnd 8:46 went home..jus than i rmb my dad was not arnd..sho i can use the com happily now = )

okok not much le lo... = ) to those whu were troubled..(be happy !! jus try to solve it asap!!)

listeing to xin yue tuan - one night in beijing

haiss..neber tork le hor..y nehx..am i the 1 whu did not reply u or me? *confuse*

2004-04-12T14:23:00.000+08:00

-heyo back here...

-lalax...eh today nth much happened...

-i booked kah wee today =X fer long hair..than sipei add more oil to the fire..she book him ankle socks =X

-ok la..he understand y i book him lo...i haf a duty to do..than he not angry wit me..

-nth much happen neh...in physics lab me headache..my partner talk fer 2 periods sia..niaox..canot concentrate than headache jus like esther lolx..

-eh hmm..nth else le...oh ya..got feedback..my web sux...err..the skin sux i mean..hey help plzzzzzzzzz...whu knows plz help........im not gd at it thanks fer tt...bye!

*listening to lp - numb
*doing nothing
*feels giddy
*msging frenx =X

*sianx arhx...more n more like guai kia..tts gd!
*wat u doin now..nv saw u today feel so depressed..dun be sad over things..jus get over it n live!

2004-04-10T22:50:00.000+08:00

Hey err.... nth much happen today..

-woke up at 12..

-see the match between arsenal & chelsea

-called kang..eat le than wenta to his hse..

-play Sg fer awhile,let him play..than at his his slept awhile..

-after tt wenta eat arnd 6:30..

-than play bball until 8:30..

-bought foods fer dad..

-came back home use com..

-quarrel,quarrel,quarrel..

-over money...

listening to : Tv
doing : typing
talking to:none

*nth much la..knn if i haf a hse without any1..

2004-04-10T00:20:00.000+08:00

oh ya!! sry fer the name list of frenz...got problem. arranging it..whu noes plz help kkaes thx

2004-04-09T23:55:00.000+08:00

Err...okok...sry fer the two previous crapx....okok..i will have a rundown of today n yesterday...hmm...

08.04.2004

-Wake up..brush teeth..bathe... =X

-okok stop it!!...sry sry...err hum...Today is gd friday..song dun need go sch..nth much happening during the afternoon..jus hang arnd at homes..rotting...

-eh than chat over the internet..play cm4..lidat nor...

-THAN...during the night..interesting part..wenta play bball...okok...common...(for me)

-AFTER tt..me,arkba,kang,lilong and guofu went cycling during midnight = )

-me 1st..went to jack's place to lend bicycle..than wenta to bball court to meet arkba n peeps...]

-after tt...we went to mustafa..buy things lo...arkba buy a bottle of perfum and a polo shirt..

-i than bought...eh...i bought a pouch(nike brand)..and 3 pairs of ankle socks...altogether..is only.. $23.8..is tt INCREDIBLE??The things in the shops machiam pirated...but they were not!!Guys!!you all should check it out!!!After tt...we wenta...duno wats the place called...arnd newton i guess..

-than eat there lo..saw 2 police car...and a ambulance..some1 broken his head..(fight la wat else)Than kena tio by a drunkard..pui..hate drunkards....

-after tt than full speed wenta home...reach home bathe than straight away slp le..although!!!i not tire..i cramp 5 times!!!!!!!!!!!(im WEAK)...

-okok enough!!!

-oh ya!!guofu oso cramp =p...AND...i reach home abt 5 =p...

09.04.2004

-woke up at arnd 1..jack us me whether wanting to go see movie anot..

-than dun wan...but than they said go queensway..den..see see..fan zhen wan to buy sch shoes..than follow them lo..reach there bought a pair of KAPPA shoe fer $30..i REGRET arhx!!!...i saw $25 at mustafa T_T......my 5 bucks gone..jus like tt..*fly*

-oh ya..brief introduce...there were..jack,jeremy,arkba,me, weixian and kang..jeremy than bought a nike shoe..fer multi purposes..but is actualli a bball shoe though =X

-than wenta eat mac's..jack n jeremy ate 2 rounds..we ate the meals jus fer $4!!haha..show ez-link to them..than they gave us a card..than got discount =X

-at there kang than play wit jack's Pantech...play the multiple shots..haha..damn funny..play wit it fer awhile than went out le..

-after tt went to Lan..play warcraft..me a team with jack than arkba n jeremy a team..too bad weixian n kang dun wan to play..than went home..me n jack tha thrash arkba n jeremy haha...beri shuang lolx...

-afta tt went to bball court..wei xian than play play say we all pang seh kia..than play lo..different teams wit him..me arkba n jack kena thrash arhs haha..pity benedict and guoliang..mus take the punishment wit us hahax...

-than after tt im here...sitting here blogging tis... ;)

-oh ya!!jus had a fall..playing catching wit a small girl =p...step onto a pile of water with fungus..(WTH..fungus on the bball court)canot believe it dammit!!!

-no more le la..wat u wan!! =X

-tts all folks...

listening to :Hoobastank - Reason
talking to : jack & kang
msging : frenz =p
doing : playing wit com

*duno wat u doin..sianx..wish u had a great time...or else had a great dream...

*haix..broken famillies is always so tt sad...

2004-04-09T23:53:00.000+08:00

hey sorry..

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2004-04-09T23:47:00.000+08:00

yo!! hey er...1st blogging... heh.. err... can dun write so much 1st?eheh...testing 123..heheh...

listening to - jolin - hai shi shen lou
talking to - jack,kang